2008 Academy Awards

While way too much of last night’s Academy Awards show played out as a cloying love-fest for best picture winner “Slumdog Millionaire,” the producers made a valiant, and mostly successful, effort to breathe life into this creaky institution.

From the Broadway-show style staging and host Hugh Jackman’s toned-down “home-made” opening number to the truly inspired idea of having five former acting winners in each category offer heartfelt-sounding introductions spoken directly to this year’s nominees, the show found ways to entertain and produce emotional moments above and beyond giving out Oscars.

But the clear highlight for me, as one who was hopelessly rooting against “Slumdog” all night, came from an unlikely source: Ben Stiller presenting, along with Natalie Portman, the Oscar for cinematography. Sporting a bushy, ridiculous fake beard and dark glasses and fainting disinterest in the proceedings, Stiller (and the writers who came up with the idea) hilariously lampooned Joaquin Phoenix and his inexplicable recent appearance on David Letterman. I’m guessing Stiller won’t be attending any of Joaquin’s upcoming hip-hop performances.

On the downside, I was baffled by what seemed to be a preview of next year’s Tony Award show, with Jackman and Beyonce Knowles celebrating musicals with a medley of movie songs. And then, just a few minutes later, we were subjected to another musical extravaganza, this one combining the nominated songs from “Slumdog” along side the one from “Wall-E.” Huh? It made no sense to put these songs together, but seeing it explained why Peter Gabriel, the writer and singer of “Down to Earth” from “Wall-E,” walked off the show during rehearsals. I wonder if the producers would have tried to combine Bruce Springsteen’s “The Wrestler” if it had been nominated?

What was billed as the emotional highpoint---Heath Ledger’s family accepting his supporting actor Oscar---instead felt scripted and failed to rise to a tear-producing moment. Much more moving were Penelope Cruz’s from the heart acceptance speech and even Sean Penn’s calm and thoughtful speech focusing on the issue of gay marriage. Penn winning his second best actor Oscar, denying a chance to hear the unpredictable Mickey Rourke speak, might have been the biggest surprise in this very predictable show. Another upset came when the Japanese film “Departures” scooped up the foreign language Oscar over favorite “Waltz With Bashir”---at least, for the six people who care about that award.

I thought the clips reviewing the year in movies were an improvement over the usual pointless retread of best picture clips we’ve all seen a hundred times since the nominations were announced. They still managed to show the best picture trailers (oddly combined with similarly themed films from years past), but they weren’t as time consuming as in previous shows, clumped together right before Steven Spielberg gave out the final Oscar.

I also appreciated the reductions in the celebrity presenters; the grouping of awards under the various crafts kept the show moving along even when you didn’t care who won. Though the screenplay skit by Tina Fey and Steve Martin, both in full pseudo pretentiousness, almost prompted me to switch over to “Sports Center.”

As much as I look forward to a night of comedy fronted by Billy Crystal (and his sidekick Jack Nicholson), this approach was a nice change of pace. But I still can’t believe they handed out the Oscars without Jack in the front row!

As for my predictions, I failed miserably, managing to correctly guess just 16 of the 24 awards. My mistake was hoping against hope that “Slumdog” wouldn’t sweep and I’d avoid witnessing that inevitable gathering of the entire cast at the end of the show.

Unfortunately, that best picture win and the film’s other seven awards will be what the 2008 Academy Awards will be remembered for. To me, “Slumdog” just adds to the growing list of recent pitifully unworthy best pictures, including “Braveheart” (1995), “The English Patient” (1996), “A Beautiful Mind” (2001), and, worst of all, “Crash” (2005).

Best of 2008

Films
1 Synecdoche, New York
2 Milk
3 Frost/Nixon
4 The Wrestler
5 W.
6 The Visitor
7 Frozen River
8 Vicky Cristina Barcelona
9 Gran Torino
10 In Bruges

11 Elegy
12 Stop-Loss
13 Tropic Thunder
14 The Bank Job
15 Valkyrie
16 Changeling
17 The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
18 What Just Happened
19 Doubt
20 Brideshead Revisited


Directors
1 Charlie Kaufman, Synecdoche, New York
2 Gus Van Sant, Milk
3 Darren Aronofsky, The Wrestler
4 Oliver Stone, W.
5 Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon

Actors
1 Sean Penn, Milk
2 Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler
3 Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon
4 Josh Brolin, W.
5 Richard Jenkins, The Visitor


Actresses
1 Kate Winslet, The Reader
2 Melissa Leo, Frozen River
3 Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married
4 Samantha Morton, Synecdoche, New York
5 Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky


Supporting Actors
1 Robert Downey Jr. Tropic Thunder
2 James Cromwell, W.
3 Eddie Marsan, Happy-Go-Lucky
4 Mark Strong, Body of Lies
5 Dennis Hopper, Elegy


Supporting Actresses
1 Penelope Cruz, Vicky Cristina Barcelona
2 Viola Davis, Doubt
3 Taraji P. Henson,
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
4 Marisa Tomei, The Wrestler
5 Rosemarie DeWitt, Rachel Getting Married


Screenwriters
1 Charlie Kaufman, Synecdoche, New York
2 Robert Siegel, The Wrestler
3 Dustin Lance Black, Milk
4 Tom McCarthy, The Visitor
5 Courtney Hunt, Frozen River

Cinematography
1 Anthony Dod Mantle, Slumdog Millionaire
2 Wally Pfister, The Dark Knight
3 Claudio Miranda,
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
4 Reed Morano, Frozen River
5 Tom Stern, Changeling

Foreign-Language Films
1 The Counterfeiters (Austria)
2 I’ve Love You So Long (France)
3 My Brother Is an Only Child (Italy)
4 Gomorrah (Italy)
5 Tell No One (France)